our week in errata [the nervous breakdown]

For the week of April 20th, we offer the following corrections to our public communications in our role as a parent at Marby Elementary School.
Sunday, 4/20: A response to a class-parent email thread, which stated our unwillingness to volunteer for “yet another frickin’ school carnival,” incorrectly implied that several carnivals are held every year at said elementary school. In actuality, only one carnival is held, namely the May Day Carnival, which is not to be confused with the Fall Heritage Festival...